Monday, August 13, 2007

POW!

If I could poke anyone in the eyes, chances are pretty good that I'd poke the eyes of the guy who runs north korea, because he's a loser, so it'd be good for everyone... although I'd have to have a really long pole (of the wooden or metal variety, I already have a 'long pole' but I wouldn't want it to be anywhere near korea) with which to do the poking. Also, I've been reading a lot of the work of Maddox, who henceforth will be regarded to as 'the awesome guy who hates everyone' (not to be confused with my little brother who also hates everyone, because he's 'the hilarious guy who hates everyone') so my writing may lack some of the randomness it usually contains, but instead will be outfitted with much more bitter resentment and hate-itude. Also, Jose Landman (hose-ay land-man) can continue to not know or influence my life in any way,.. because I don't know you, and I don't want to. thankyou for your time. actually.. thank me for your time. wait, that's probably a little bit blasphemous because I don't control or own time, so.. raaargh pow raaargh, and pie pie underpants explosion, in fact. I have decided to ignore punctuation and just write andnowIvedecidedtonotpressthespacebarkeyandjustwritebecausethespacebarkeyisinefficientbecauseitisthemostusedletterintheenglishlanguagenowtakethateyouuglyexcuseforaletter.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Scrabble

For all of those incredibly scrabble minded people,.. this is a great place to come to defy your neighbours and their garden variety waterfowl when playing scrabble. I have listed all the words of a 2 and 3 letter variety that are acceptable to be used in scrabble, I thought I might just list all of them,.. but I'd have to be some kind of weird robo-man or something. But that would be kinda cool, I could have a whisk attachment for my arm, and I could make lots of omelettes, and pancakes (provided I also have a spatula/eggflip attachment.) So if you're ever at the table fighting over which two letter words you can and can't use,.. just come here and your argument may be solved.


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Monday, June 18, 2007

Psalm 121

I lift up my eyes to the hills—
where does my help come from?
My help comes from the LORD,
the Maker of heaven and earth.

He will not let your foot slip—
he who watches over you will not slumber;
indeed, he who watches over Israel
will neither slumber nor sleep.

The LORD watches over you—
the LORD is your shade at your right hand;
the sun will not harm you by day,
nor the moon by night.

The LORD will keep you from all harm—
he will watch over your life;
the LORD will watch over your coming and going
both now and forevermore.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Shout out.

anyone who bothers to even visit this place anymore, pray for me. I'm kinda down.. there's probably nothing you can actually do about it, but prayer would be appreciated, because God can.

peace.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

9,10,15,16,20,21,30,32,35,36,43,44,49,51,58,

1. Who is the last person you held hands with?
my memory is pretty terrible, how am I supposed to remember things like that? =D

2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
Yep, I'm immune to bullets.

3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No

4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
not from 'the carton',.. but from the bottle, yes indeed.

5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
yes I have, spelling is my gaem.

6. What is your longest fight with one of your friends?
not sure,

7. Are you a fast typer?
probably

8. Are you afraid of the dark?
only sometimes.

11. When's the last time you chose a bath over a shower.
a long time ago,.. I don't fit into baths.

12. Do you knock on wood?
maybe if they're doors.

13. Are you drinking anything right now?
nope, but I should probably be drinking some water.

14. Do you think you're attractive?
I know I'm attractive.. =D

17. What do you want for Christmas?
the last few questions.

18. Do you know the muffin man?
I know Sammi Lawson, surely she knows the muffin man.

19. Do you talk in your sleep?
only when I have something to say.

22. When was the last time that you went swimming and where?
probably gymea baths,.. quite a while ago.

23. Do you consider yourself successful?
not really,

24. How many people are on your contact list of your cell phone?
154

25. Have you ever asked for a horse?
once when I was hungry.

26. Plans for tomorrow?
do some stuff.

27. What did you do this past weekend?
777, engagement party, JAM, Church

28. Missing someone right now?
kinda,

29. When's the last time you told someone you loved them?
a fair while ago.

31. How are you feeling today?
pretty happy

33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
not that I know of.

34. What are you looking forward to?
the end of the year

37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
not yet, but if it's cheap... maybe I will... =P

38. Can you handle the truth?
not really, but I'm trying to.

39. Do you like green eggs and ham?
if it's edible then yes.

40. What 3 things do you always bring with you to places?
phone, wallet, keys,

41. Any cool scars?
not so much cool, but scars yes.

42. You are missing in action?
I don't often go missing, I'm too easy to spot.

45. How often do you talk on the phone?
not often.

46. Do you believe in love?
I do.

47. Is there something you want that you can't have?
yes, but one day scientists will be able to turn me into spiderman.

48. Four things about the preferred sex that you first notice?
the 'preferred' sex? gosh.. well with girls I tend to notice smiles, eyes, voice, and personality

50. Who did you last hug?
probably someone great,

52. where is your phone?
in my pocket

53. What was the last thing you ate?
chocolate

54. Favorite Color?
green. (I wonder why,.. )

55. What was the last movie you saw?
at the movies, spiderman 3.

56. What song are you listening to?
the background music from the tv isn't so much a song,.. but it's music?

57. What do you want?
heaven.

59. What t.v. show are you watching?
numb3rs is on tv, but I'm watching the puter.

60. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
some random indian survey guy,.. they call me a lot.

15 missing questions,.. sorry.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

3,25,28,35,42,48,49,51,57,59,76,83,93,98

1) Are you in a complicated “love“ situation?
Not so much complicated,.. but waiting is hard.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?
hate is a strong word. I hope I don't hate anyone.

4) How many houses have you lived in?
depends on your definition of 'lived in', I'd say 2.

5) Favorite candy bar?
Snickers, it really satisfies.

6) Have you ever tripped someone?
Yes indeedy.

7) Least favorite school subject?
Maths was bad

8) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
maybe 9 or 10, but I only wear like 4-5 of them.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?
Nope, but I have Spiceworld.

10)have you ever thrown up in public?
probably, but I don't remember it.

11) Name one thing thats always on your mind?
You know who you are.

12) Favorite genre of music?
anything clever, but my favourite is jazz piano, Rowlf the Dog style.

13) What’s your zodiac sign?
Aries I think

14) What time were you born?
the appropriate time.

15) Do you like beer?
sometimes.

16) Have you made a prank phone call?
no, I have made many prank phone calls.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?
Spiceworld?

18) Are you sarcastic?
not always, only when questions are great.

19) What are your favorite color(s)?
why pick favourites? the loss of any of them would be terrible.

20) How many watches do you own?
2, one is a cool toy story 2 watch that I keep in my satchel.

21) Summer or winter?
please.

22) Is anyone in love with you??
well, God loves me more than anyone else really could,.. does that count?

23) Favorite color to wear?
blue

24) Pepsi or Sprite?
Sprite.

26) Where is your second home?
Mittagong

27) Have you ever slapped someone?
I have indeed,

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?
two, but one is in the cupboard and isn't plugged in.

30) How many video games do you own?
lots if you count really old ones that are really awesome but you never play anymore, which I should play again and relive the memories.

31) First pet you owned?
Fishes, they always die if you name them.

32) Ever had braces?
yep

33) Do looks matter?
I'd say no, but I'd be lying, looks aren't important on the grand scale, but that doesn't mean I don't try to look good sometimes.

34) Do you use chapstick?
nope,

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie?
Sam the Eagle is a cool muppet, and he's american.

37) Are you too forgiving?
I'm not nearly forgiving enough.

38) How many children do you want?
As many as God wants me to have? (that's a good non-answer answer)

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?
I have no idea what that is.

40) Favorite breakfast meal?
anything with food in it.

41) Do you own a gun?
guns are dumb, trebuchets are for the real man.

43) When was the last time you cried?
I'm not sure, a few years ago at least I think.

44) What did you do last night?
I went to bible study

45) Olive Garden?
I don't really like olives, let's hang in some kind of chocolate garden instead.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mom?
only in year 1.

47) Have you ever been in a castle?
we used to make forts out of lounges and watch ghostbusters... forts are like castles.

50) Ever been to Hawaii?
nope.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?
I was actually thinking about what happened to the questions that are missing.

53) Ever called somebody Boo?
Nope,

54) Do you smoke crack?
not that I know of.

55) Do you own a diamond ring?
I do not. yet...

56) Are you happy with your life right now?
Happiness isn't exactly what I'm feeling, but it could be much worse.

58) Does anyone like you?
yes. there are billions of people in the world, the chances of at least one person liking me is good.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?
deleting question 59

61) Do you own a backstreet boys CD?
I don't, but I wish I did.

62) McDonalds or Wendy’s?
McDonalds because I have some free cheeseburgers.

63) Do you like yourself?
still working on bringing myself up to my standards.

64) Question?
please.

65) Favorite physical features of the opposite sex?
once I've thoroughly investigated them all, I'll answer this question, in the meantime I'll choose to stick with relationships and whatnot.

66) Are you afraid of the dark?
Only when I'm thinking about Zombie apocalypse.

67) Have you ever eaten paste?
probably.

68) Do you own a web cam?
kindof. it's all my dvcam is good for now.

69) Have you ever stripped?
not for the pleasure of those watching.

70) Ever broke a bone?
I think I broke my finger once, but I never went to the doctors or anything... does that count?

71) Are you religious?
no, I hate the term 'religious' because there are many 'religions' but only one truth. I walk in the truth.

72) Do you chat on IM often?
only when I'm awake.

73) Pringles or Lays?
Pringleses,

74) Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
not in a way it couldn't be fixed again.

75) Full house or Brady Bunch?
Full house, they had a recording studio in the basement. brady bunch is dumb.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?
I don't know that I had a guidance counselor

78) Has anyone ever called you a tease?
yes,

79) Do you have any pets?
not unless you count my little brother, who isn't so little.

80) Do you own a car?
not yet, but I will own a Daihatsu TS, which is the manliest car on the road (provided you are in a country where no other cars exist on the road)

81) Can you cook?
I can cook some things.

82) 3 things that annoy you?
Hayfever tops the list,
Not showing up when you say you will,
my work is never as good as I want it to be.

84) Money or love?
Love

85) Do you have any scars?
I have some.

86) What do you want more than anything right now?
to be finished with the work I need to be finished with.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?
I do.

88) Relationships or one night stands?
one life relationships.

89) Big red or Juicy fruit?
something else?

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?
I enjoy all types of grease, greasy food is merely mixing two fun things together.

91) Have you seen all the rocky movies?
I've seen like one.

92) Do you own a box of crayons?
I own a box of chalk.

94) Who was the last person you said I love you to?
a muffin

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?
myself.

96) What was the last thing that made you cry?
I don't remember the last time I cried,.. didn't I tell you this already? you stupid test!

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?
Jennie Everist

99) Who was the last person that called you?
Andy Glendinning

100) Who’s your cell phone provider?
Vodafone

14 questions were missing from this quiz, 14! if you have suggestions for replacement questions. please let us know.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Kraaaa

This is a great test, that I have stolen from renee, thankyou renee.


If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
a guitar, a box of matches, and an extra warning label.

I have an irrational fear of:
Zombie apocalypse... My little brother and I talk about it all the time.

What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house?
Granny and Grandpa - lots of yummy things, Granny is really good at cooking.
Grandad and Teddy - Beef.

What weight were you when you were born?
I don't know,. that's one of those things that only girls know.

What would you do if you were stranded on an island with the person you hate most?
Try to get home,. although I'd do that if I was stranded on an island in general.

I am most opposed to:
wearing a dress again.

What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
most likely be shattered, and go away by myself for a while.

Do you stalk anyone on myspace?
I stalk everyone on myspace... it's the people I don't stalk who are missing out.

I am too old to be:
liking Spiderman so much

I find the thought of childbirth:
foreign,

Next door to my house is:
forest

My feet are:
cold

Why is your #1 your #1?
it's General Zod...

I am annoyed at:
the chinese

Men should always:
Chivalrous

Women should never:
tell a man how to pack his trailer.

What is the worst way you were dumped?
well I've never been out with someone, so I don't meet the requirements of being able to be dumped.

What do you think is the worst way to be dumped?
Sky-writing.

What child-related smell do you not like?
moudly rotting sausage

What sea creature scares you?
Sharks... those things are bad news

What object have you broken most recently?
my pencil sharpener

What was the last thing to make you cry?
I don't remember when I cried last, I make a habit of not crying.

I would like to be in an advertisement for:
rocket shoes,

What are the stems of wine glasses for?
holding the rest of the wine glass up?

My mothers' greatest fear is:
Bears driving steamrollers into her house?

Monday, May 14, 2007

fear my 91

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 movies on this list. Copy this list, go to your own MySpace account, and paste this as a bulletin. Then put an X next to the movies you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click "Post" at the bottom.

Have fun!

(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
() Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Blazing Saddles
() Airplane

Total : 7

(x) The Princess Bride (can I tick this twice?)
(x) Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
() White Noise
() White Oleander
(x) 50 First Dates
() The Princess Diaries
() The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total all together: 14

() Scream
() Scream 2
() Scream 3
() Scary Movie
() Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
() Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
() American Pie 2
() American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp
( ) American Pie Naked Mile

Total all together: 16

() Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil 1
() Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
() Little Black Book
() The Village
() Lilo & Stitch

Total all together: 21

(x) Finding Nemo
() Finding Neverland
() Signs
() The Grinch
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
() 13 Going on 30 ---- aka suddenly 30
(x) I, Robot
() Robots

Total all together: 25

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(x) Universal Soldier
() Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
() Deep Impact
() KingPin
() Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
() Meet the Fockers
() Eight Crazy Nights
() Joe Dirt
() King Kong

Total all together: 29

() A Cinderella Story
() The Terminal
() The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
() Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
() Final Destination 2
() Final Destination 3
() Halloween
() The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving Christmas
() Flubber

Total all together: 31

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
() Practical Magic
() Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
() From Hell
() Hellboy
() Secret Window
() I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
() The Whole Ten Yards

Total all together : 33

() The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
( )Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
() Just Married
() Gothika
() Nightmare on Elm Street
() Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
() Coach Carter
() The Longest Yard
( ) Gridiron Gang
() The Grudge
() The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask

Total all: 36

(x) Bad Boys
() Bad Boys 2
() Joy Ride---------- aka Road Kill
() Lucky Number Sleven - aka The wrong man
(x) Ocean's Eleven
() Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
() Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
() Curious George

Total all together: 44

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
(x) ET
() Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
() Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2

Total all together: 49

() Swimfan
() Miracle on 34th street
() Old School
() The Notebook
() K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
(x) Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
()The 40-year-old-virgin

Total all together: 50

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Total all together : 56

() BASEketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
(x) Highlander
() Mothman Prophecies
(x) American History X
( ) Three

Total all together: 59

(x) The Jackal
(x) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Full Metal Jacket
(x) Shaolin Soccer
() Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
() Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(x) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard

Total all together: 65

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia : The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days Later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld

total all together: 71

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
() Mortal Kombat
() Wolf Creek
(x) Kingdom of Heaven
() The Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
(x) Army of Darkness

Total all together: 75

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars A New Hope
(x) Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Return of the Jedi
(x) Ewoks the caravan of courage
(x) Ewoks The Battle For Endor

Total all together: 83

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
(x) Evil Dead
(x) Evil Dead 2
() Team America: World Police
(x) Silence of the Lambs
() Hannibal
( ) Red Dragon
(x) Anger Management

total: 91... damn those starwars movies,.. pushed me right over the edge. and I was doing so well...

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Word to your Mogwai.

Sometimes you take the time to sit and ponder, and you begin to gain some understanding as to how much certain people mean to you,.. For instance, if 'Insertnamehere' were to leave the country for 'x' number of years, how long would you maintain contact? weeks? months? Some people I'd probably be able to forget about within a few weeks, knowing my memory, probably most people. But there are some people at least, that I would never be able to forget about,.. I'm not going to name names, but if you think you are one, then chances are good that you are... and congratulations! you are now the winner* of a new refridgerator, or other white goods to the value of $10,000!** However, you must ensure to avoid all vampiric, zombie, or hoodoo festivities, for at least until 2019, or 2018, whichever comes first. Pom pom, pom pom pom... is what the wizard guy says, but most people don't remember him.




* You have not actually won anything
** $10,000 is definitely what you have not won.

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Ramses was the biggest playa in school

This video is hilarious,.. posted here in the 'out of the way' place, for the single swear word that makes it too inappropriate to put on my super-public myspace... But for all you long time Bagsfans out there, this is a reward for checking back here. Thankyou for stopping by.
Love always,
Bagarelli. (as titled by Em)